Last time: Passion Fruit made a lot of friends at school and at a neighbor’s party, a new son was born, Passion Fruit got started on her LTW, Young completed his LTW, Passion Fruit becomes a beautiful teen, and the younger kids finally got names.
You do realize there is a cake with pieces still available, right?
Young: I’d rather have a healthy dinner, thanks.
Continue reading “1.3: An Overworked Uterus”
We’re back finally. Last time, Passion Fruit aged up to toddler and then on to a child. Young played guitar. Orchid worked on her handiness so that nothing would ever break again and work promotions happened. To top it off, nameless twins were born.
We start off with Passion Fruit heading to this boy’s house. I thought he was a vampire, then remembered we were only base game.
Continue reading “1.2: Let’s Celebrate”
Young: I’m trying to bathe!
Sorry! I was just going to sneak in and point out that Orchid is making the shower unbreakable.
Young: Fine, now get out.
Continue reading “1.1: Guitar Dayz”
Welcome to “My game sucks and keeps crashing and this is a stupid legacy to try and fix it.”
Orchid: That’s a stupid name.
No one asked your opinion.
Orchid: I have an idea, why don’t you go to hell.
Continue reading “1.0: A Little Pizzazz”