Last time: Passion Fruit made a lot of friends at school and at a neighbor’s party, a new son was born, Passion Fruit got started on her LTW, Young completed his LTW, Passion Fruit becomes a beautiful teen, and the younger kids finally got names.
You do realize there is a cake with pieces still available, right?
Young: I’d rather have a healthy dinner, thanks.
PF: C’mon, Radish, come to Sissy!
Passion Fruit decides to finish teaching Radish to walk. Also, I added vibrance to my editing. Holy shit, she’s yellower.
She is still working on her painting, but while listening to a writing tabcast.
Aha, so that’s why she hasn’t gotten knocked up lately.
PF: I don’t want to go to school today.
It’s promotion day for Orchid! Too bad I will later realize that she is only level 8 here, not level 9 as declared in the last chapter.
Orchid: Way to get my hopes up, dumbass.
I also notice that as a Rock Star, Young no longer has to go to work. That was a new one to me. He spent the day playing with Radish.
Now, she’s level 9.
Gene came over after school, but Passion Fruit ignored him. He played with Radish instead.
Orchid had snuck upstairs to gamble their life savings away when she had her birthday. She doesn’t look too bad for an old broad.
Orchid: Old broad, you say? Screw you!
*gets knocked up*
Woo, less toddlers!
Kara: You are the greatest rock star ever! I love you!
Katarina: OMG, you’re so much hotter in person!
Young: I almost didn’t recognize you without your shirt over your head. Did you want your bra back?
Hyun: I know we used to live together, but that was when you were a nobody! This is the best day ever!
Douglas: What do you mean that I have to pay for this autograph by marrying in to your family?
Young: Sorry, my time and penmanship don’t come cheap.
Wow, so that’s why he doesn’t need to go to work anymore.
I also note that it does not pay to do concerts. I vaguely remember that you can only hold autograph sessions once a week. Is that correct?
Woo, that boost and hard working really paid off!
The twins were asleep, so no cake for them.
Banana becomes Over-Emotional.
Lemon becomes a Daredevil.
PF forgot to catch a fish for school, so she heads out in the middle of the night.
It literally took 7 hours to catch her first damn fish.
PF: Mom, I got a job at the local Bistro!
Orchid: How is this going to affect your writing? You have other responsibilities!
PF: Way to rain on my happy announcements, mom.
Our first close call with paying bills. I miss the No Bills reward.
Radish has a few days before his birthday, so the books are brought out for him.
Damn you! (Apparently the hot tub was not where she got pregnant).
Banana: I wish there was something to eat besides a burnt muffin.
I assume that you did not check the fridge first?
Young: I just realized that if you become heiress, we will need to start spouse hunting. So, do you like girls or boys?
PF: Dad, I’m not comfortable having this discussion.
PF: But since we must know, fine, I like boys.
Young has an opportunity to “Get to Know” someone in town. We picked this pretty young thing only because she is gay and no heartfarting has a chance here. He saves babysitting money by bringing Radish along.
Young: You’re looking as radiant as ever, my love.
Lemon: Get a room!
Lemon chooses her LTW.
Two more for the honor roll!
Lemon can’t work on her body skill, but she can play chess while listening to a logic tabcast.
I redid the LTW portion of the points page and realized that Generations does not have any associated LTW. I added that pack in at this point so that the kids can finally have some fun things to do. I literally am skipping days out of boredom.
The nursery got a makeover for the girls, who still have to share with their baby brother. Soon, the unfinished upstairs will have to be renovated for more beds.
Wooo, another birthday incoming.
Only to be replaced with another baby.
This is what I’m dealing with right now. LTH points are important, so I am hoping for mixed twins. I don’t really want to have more babies.
PF is really a great big sister. Either that or she doesn’t want to write or paint.
You have to be shitting me. 5 (front) and 6 (back) are twin girls. I’m sorry. There will be no five day wait for them to grow up.
Orchid: It’s only three days, actually.
Too bad. It feels like five freaking days.
Young: Girls, be careful, I don’t want you to smash the new babies.
Following in her big sister’s footsteps, Banana befriends strangers on the internet. I force her to refine her writing skill and she pays me back by breaking the computer.
5 grew up hungry and crying. She is Insane and Excitable.
6 grew up and then crawled over to the pegs. She is Neurotic and Athletic.
From the time that you finish fixing that, you have 24 hours to get pregnant before you’re womb dries up and dies.
Orchid: I’ll keep that in mind.
She really took my words to heart. What a hussy!
Meanwhile, in the other room, Young snuggles Radish for the last time. Then RUNS to the bedroom.
Young; Mustn’t keep my darling waiting!
Holy crap. What a fertile Myrtle!
The hospital pre-registration also is also doing a short surgery. Someone’s tubes are going to be tied.
Banana: It’s not fair that he got a cake and me and Lemon didn’t!
Sorry. Not my fault that you two were asleep and missed out. Anyway, the only boy so far adds Handy to his short list of traits.
Lemon: It’s stupid that HE gets a cake and we didn’t!
I’m sorry, geez!
Lemon: Well, you could put another goddamn chair at the table for me then.
There! Now you have two options for seating.
Lemon: Too late. I’ll just sit here. All alone.
Oh hell no! Who the fuck turned on the kids music?
Lemon: Paybacks are a bitch!
They each wanted to pick up a new toddler, so I figured they could then carry them to the potty.
Orchid: I know how to get rid of some kids!
Young: Good idea!
PF will definitely max her writing skill soon, but I’m not so sure about painting. I wish you could tabcast that too.
Young makes the call to the Boarding School.
It’s the last of the toddler skills!
Upset about being sent away, Radish hides out in the tree house.
Douglas turned out so well! Sadly, he started dating another boy later in the play session. I was so bummed.
Douglas: I knew there was a way to keep from paying for that autograph.
Orchid got in some cuddle and play time with both girls.
Goodbye, Radish! Have fun.
Radish: I seriously doubt it will worth the money spent.
LMAO! He lasted like 4 hours.
Banana: I didn’t get a cake, but at least I got the first bedtime story!
Meanwhile, her twin was telling the first ghost story.
A date for PF! I hope she’s a teen long enough to attend!
And yes, Radish was allowed to come home. There are not enough beds for the kids, so it was past time for a big renovation.
But first, Young must go around and fix everything first.
Are you ready for more teens?
Young: We need all the help we can get with two toddlers and a baby incoming.
Speaking of the little darlings. With all skills done, all they need to do is spend the rest of their time on pegs and xylo.
During homework, PF maxes her writing skill. Yes!
Of course her accomplishment was overshadowed by her mom going into labor.
Oh c’mon! Again? Fine. 7 and 8 are brought home and Orchid’s uterus was ripped out with tweezers.
7 is a Family Oriented Perfectionist.
8 is a Virtuoso who Can’t Stand Art.
Oh shit. I forgot them again!
Banana: Wooo! I’m no longer a little kid!
Banana adds Neat and will now become the house maid.
Lemon, who isn’t very attractive, adds Clumsy.
The updated nursery.
The twins’ room is now upstairs.
Radish gets a mostly empty room right next to the girls.
Eight goddamned kids! OMG. I swear, I think they wanted to get all the base game LTW’s done in the first generation!