We start off with a quick sim check because it has been three months since our last visit. Our founder, Orchid, is still kicking.
Chapter 1.5: First Move Out
Welcome back! It seems like we have been away from here for a long time, then I noticed it was barely three weeks. Weird… Anyway, last time, there was toddler skilling and birthdays. Oh, and some of the kids even rated names finally. Oh yeah..the game had been crashing. I have played 3 days of Tart’s without a crash, so I think I have that solved for now.
1.4: Full House
Last time, the three older kids became teens, more babies were born, Orchid completed her LTW and that’s about it.
We start off with a lot of toddler skilling. I do believe the girls are done and just doing the pegs and xylo for now. Young is off in another room with the other toddler.
1.3: An Overworked Uterus
Last time: Passion Fruit made a lot of friends at school and at a neighbor’s party, a new son was born, Passion Fruit got started on her LTW, Young completed his LTW, Passion Fruit becomes a beautiful teen, and the younger kids finally got names.
You do realize there is a cake with pieces still available, right?
Young: I’d rather have a healthy dinner, thanks.
1.2: Let’s Celebrate
We’re back finally. Last time, Passion Fruit aged up to toddler and then on to a child. Young played guitar. Orchid worked on her handiness so that nothing would ever break again and work promotions happened. To top it off, nameless twins were born.
We start off with Passion Fruit heading to this boy’s house. I thought he was a vampire, then remembered we were only base game.
1.1: Guitar Dayz
Welcome back!
Young: I’m trying to bathe!
Sorry! I was just going to sneak in and point out that Orchid is making the shower unbreakable.
Young: Fine, now get out.
1.0: A Little Pizzazz
Welcome to “My game sucks and keeps crashing and this is a stupid legacy to try and fix it.”
Orchid: That’s a stupid name.
No one asked your opinion.
Orchid: I have an idea, why don’t you go to hell.
A Little Pizzaz 